Saturday, April 01, 2006

Recipe for Eol: Shoot at Dawn

And here's to you, Weyrwoman Caitir,
Fabala loves you more than you will know. [woe woe woe]
Oh Faranth please, Weyrwoman Caitir,
Goldflights hold a place for four who pray [yay yay yay]

Sooo you take a girl who knows everything about healing and put her in a jar with a bunch of other candidates and some eggs and you shake shake shake shake until they're all good and confused and have the prettyshinygolden one choose her for no reason at all and then you have her grow up into ever such a tiny prettyshinygolden thing and have all the bronzes dance after her in pursuit even before she rises because she's pretty and doesn't realise it [SUE SUE SUE SUE MA-AAA-RY SUUUUE] and then you have her be torn between the clever handsome Wingleader and the rebel handsome wench who tries to kill her but she develops stockholm syndrome and the clever stable brown weyrling and the inimitable bronzy who's so compensating for something and her dragon fabalaelfryth sez ZOMGSTOPPIT, EOL, ORI'LLDIE. And everything's happy, like, y'know?

Hide it in the hiding place where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes. [hide it from the 'lings now]
It's a little secret, just Namolias's affair.
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids. [coo coo ca choo]

Take a green that delights in being chased by bronzes. Take a man who's desperately in love with a brownrider and hates him at the same time. Take a bluerider who is ever so sweet to him who may or may not be able to catch mad!Phivlith long enough to stick around. Take a bronze weyrling who has a really nice--I mean, gives this greenrider blunts. Take the unfortunate trait of being completely unable to tolerate any form of cannabis. Stick them in the heat at the beginning of a Pass and bake at 350 for several hours. And that, my friends, is a good thing.


Anonymous B'sley said...

Caitir... I didn't try to kill you on purpose... I'm sorry... *whimper*

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Q'won said...

>< SHAFFIT I'M NOT SHORT!! D:< Sharding stupid girl!

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Caitir retorted... said...

I'm not dead yet!

And you're shorter than I am, Q'won: an achievement.

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Q'won said...

Least I've yet to hit my growth spurt! You're never gunna get taller!

12:51 AM  
Anonymous B'sley said...

Do you know how funny it would be if you were testosterone-deficient or summat and you never grew any taller? It would be hilarious.

6:29 AM  
Anonymous Caitir laughed... coughed... said...

What is it with you and pointing out that he's still a little boy?

If I could prove anything, I'd say you yourself were compensating for something.

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Takke emotionlessly said...

Do you all have to fight constantly? it's pointless and distracting...

11:07 AM  
Anonymous B'sley said...

I think the real question is if you WANT to try and prove it... *smirk*

11:11 AM  

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